THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school.
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice.
In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.
u lived in a k-mart
This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading
you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
Accidentally deleted this because the tumblr app is shit
I still think about this video a lot
skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.
What the fuck hahaha
Stealing your man since 1928
I aspire to be just like her when I get older.
you aspire to be a lame old white bitch who doesnt know how to act her age?
I think when you’re that old, you’ve earned your right to do what makes you happy without giving a single fuck what anyone has to say. But what does her being white have anything to do with it???
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
this is one of my favorite videos
i love how she hits him
i have replayed this like 15 times now
This gave me life.
CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T
why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
SNK is shit *thousands of armin arlert plushies spill from my pockets* fuck *wind blows open my jacket to reveal an I <3 Armin shirt* shit *trips and and accidentally pulls down curtain to reveal hundreds of armin posters* son of a bitch
do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head
no she’s putting her name in the goblet of fire
you dont deserve this power
He has eye masks underneath his eye masks I’m fucking done
honestly why are all these marauder’s era edits portraying them styled like they’re from the 50’s teddy boy era or something
really if they wore muggle clothes it’d be more like